Fam lmaooo. This is hilarious. Just watch.
this LITERALLY me
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Horror Musical Instrument
cut to me, playing my horror instrument at 4 am; my downstairs neighbors bang relentlessly at their ceiling with a broom stick, trying to stop me from summoning witches
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idk about you but im trapped in a brain that hates me and im exhausted
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Me: sucking or riding the dick
Him: fuuuuuuck……make me cum
Me:
Him: **cums**
Me:
Omg
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